1) My art studio is not halfway across downtown where there's no place to park, it's on the other side of my kitchen.
2) My cats Sonja and Dexter live in a building where the feline residents outnumber the humans.
3) Government subsidized housing has me paying $390 a month for a 1,100 sq. foot apartment with 18 foot ceilings and hardwood floors.
4) I live across the street from a grocery store, a police station, a bike shop, a library, a bank, and a café. All necessities in 2 blocks.
5) Instead of flyers for Chinese restaurants and maintenance checks, people slide things like this under my door:

A friggin awesome wolf torn out of an old calendar. AWOOOOooooooo...... amazing!!!